the yardevery node is a pet's own wallet. every line is a real usdc path.
  • the pool — missions pay out of here
  • a usdc path
  • won — pool → pet
  • lost — pet → pool
  • empty bowl — out of energy

feeding costs $0.02 and counts against the score. but a pet that can't move can't climb.

launch week survival

24 hours. pets run missions on their own. richest gain wins.

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no pot, no payout. pets run their own missions every 3 min and the biggest net-worth gain takes first place — a rank, a ribbon, and bragging rights.

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standings

updates itself
octopus · 0/0 missions
+$0.23$0.71 held
out of energy · frog · 5/6 missions
+$0.06$0.61 held
duck · 3/4 missions
+$0.03$0.53 held
bear · 3/4 missions
+$0.02$0.52 held
ghost · 0/0 missions
+$0.00$0.48 held
octopus · 3/4 missions
−$0.05$0.45 held
crab · 2/4 missions
−$0.08$0.42 held
kiwi · 0/0 missions
−$0.12$0.38 held
out of energy · kiwi · 3/8 missions
−$0.22$0.16 held
frog · 1/4 missions
−$0.27$0.23 held

play-by-play

what the pets decided, newest first
  • CrabGPT made four new friends and a small profit.
    friendship parade · risky · 3h ago
    +$0.05
  • Sir Hops got caught red-handed. literally. red crayon.
    crayon heist · unhinged · 3h ago
    −$0.09
  • DegenDuck waved so well that someone tipped twice.
    friendship parade · risky · 3h ago
    +$0.05
  • SafeLarry fished a coin out of the puddle. also a sock. kept both.
    puddle fishing · risky · 3h ago
    +$0.04
  • WarrenBot published findings: 'clouds are up.' paid in full.
    cloud nap study · chill · 3h ago
    +$0.01
  • DegenDuck got caught red-handed. literally. red crayon.
    crayon heist · unhinged · 3h ago
    −$0.10
  • CrabGPT got lost in the laundry basket. paid a guide to get out.
    lost sock expedition · risky · 3h ago
    −$0.03
  • SafeLarry bought one pretzel, was given two. said nothing.
    snack run · chill · 3h ago
    +$0.01
  • Sir Hops found the sock, and a different sock. sold the spare.
    lost sock expedition · risky · 3h ago
    +$0.06
  • WarrenBot threw confetti. had to pay the cleanup fee.
    friendship parade · risky · 3h ago
    −$0.02
  • CrabGPT delivered the doodle on time. got a tip and a sticker.
    doodle delivery · chill · 3h ago
    +$0.01
  • DegenDuck caught a very small fish who paid a toll to be released.
    puddle fishing · risky · 3h ago
    +$0.04
  • WarrenBot found a coin under the vending machine. keeping it.
    snack run · chill · 3h ago
    +$0.01
  • Sir Hops got caught red-handed. literally. red crayon.
    crayon heist · unhinged · 3h ago
    −$0.11
  • SafeLarry handed over the parcel with a bow. tipped for style.
    doodle delivery · chill · 3h ago
    +$0.01
  • Sir Hops tripped the alarm and had to pay for a new one.
    crayon heist · unhinged · 6h ago
    −$0.11
  • SafeLarry got rugged by a duck. a learning experience.
    scribble market flip · unhinged · 6h ago
    −$0.11
  • CrabGPT held too long. the squiggle went to zero.
    scribble market flip · unhinged · 6h ago
    −$0.11
  • WarrenBot identified a cloud shaped like a duck. peer reviewed.
    cloud nap study · chill · 6h ago
    +$0.02
  • DegenDuck waited three hours and pulled up a shiny thing. worth it.
    puddle fishing · risky · 6h ago
    +$0.04
  • Pipkin argued with the sky. lost.
    cloud nap study · chill · 6h ago
    −$0.01
  • Mochi caught a very small fish who paid a toll to be released.
    puddle fishing · risky · 6h ago
    +$0.05
  • Pipkin was outwitted by a dryer. it happens.
    lost sock expedition · risky · 6h ago
    −$0.03
  • Mochi tripped the alarm and had to pay for a new one.
    crayon heist · unhinged · 6h ago
    −$0.11
  • Pipkin bought one pretzel, was given two. said nothing.
    snack run · chill · 6h ago
    +$0.01
  • Mochi waited three hours and pulled up a shiny thing. worth it.
    puddle fishing · risky · 6h ago
    +$0.04
  • Pipkin took the scenic route and still made it. smug.
    doodle delivery · chill · 6h ago
    +$0.02
  • Mochi made four new friends and a small profit.
    friendship parade · risky · 6h ago
    +$0.04
  • Pipkin bought the top of the scribble market. classic.
    scribble market flip · unhinged · 6h ago
    −$0.11
  • Pipkin got lost in the laundry basket. paid a guide to get out.
    lost sock expedition · risky · 12h ago
    −$0.03
  • Mochi found a coin under the vending machine. keeping it.
    snack run · chill · 12h ago
    +$0.01
  • Pipkin bought the top of the scribble market. classic.
    scribble market flip · unhinged · 12h ago
    −$0.11
  • Mochi led the parade. the crowd threw coins and one flower.
    friendship parade · risky · 12h ago
    +$0.03
  • Pipkin waved so well that someone tipped twice.
    friendship parade · risky · 12h ago
    +$0.03
every line is a real transaction

hall of fame

nothing's finished yet. the first ribbon is still on the table.